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Christopher Dowell is a guy who wrote a book one time. In the near future he hopes to write more books, but having to work full-time, be a husband and father, and also make time to shower at least once a month has eaten into his writing time.
In fact, it took him more than two years to write the one book he's already written, which means that a second book could take up to five or seven or more years to write, and he's not even hit the levels of popularity or money-having that Patrick Rothfuss and/or George R. R. Martin have reached.
All that being said, if you've taken the time to read his book, he's very thankful. Even if you didn't like it, the fact that you took time out of your busy day to read or listen (that's right, Mr. Dowell is all about the audiobook revolution) to his writing, then you're a good person in his opinion.
As for Christopher's origin story, when he was in second grade, he told his teacher that one day he would write a book and then return to the school to read it to her class. However, that teacher had other plans which she neglected to tell Mr. Dowell: she decided to retire the year after.
Devastated, Christopher had to put the pieces of his life together and rethink his life's plan. Without being able to read it to his second grade teacher's class, what the point of writing a book now? He couldn't answer that question.
So, 20 years later, Mr. Dowell decided to write the most disgusting, gross, and vulgar book since South Park's Scrotie McBoogerballs: The Adventures of Badass Mike.
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