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I'm sorry the internet is all that's available; I wish we could chat over a cup of chai and chocolate cookies. But since we can't, here's a little info about me. Here's the boring part: live in KC, MO, blah, blah, blah, award-winning humor author and ghost writer, blah, blah, blah.
(Subliminal message: Buy this book it will change your life, I promise!)
Mildly interesting stuff about me:
A: I enjoy:
* Humor!
* Reading (OK,it's an addiction)
* My Australian Shepherd, Rex (a.k.a., "the Rexer Doggie").
* Garage sales and thrift stores (I LOVE a bargain)
* The clear blue water of the tropics and the exquisitely beautiful fish that reside there
* Good conversations
* Miracle Whip (not mayo)
* Tea (not coffee)
* Milk chocolate (not dark)
* Funny quotes-my current favorite: "DESTINED FOR GREATNESS-Just pacing myself."
I dislike:
* Snakes
* House cleaning (If you're allergic to dust you would die at my house)
* Cooked turnips (but I like them raw)
* Cold temperatures (Anything below 72 and I'm dressing in layers)
* Horseradish, wasabi, hot peppers, anything hotter than mild sauce at Taco Bell
* Waste of any kind
* Arrogant people with Y chromosomes
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