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I'm not cut out to punch the same time clock day in and day out. I've often marveled at those who could, but I've never wished to join their ranks. I've thrown a lot of shit at the walls in my efforts to make an unconventional success of myself through the years. Nothing has stuck so far, but I've indulged in plenty of fun, love, and laughter along the way. My purported wantonness may very well assure I'll die eating Alpo in some dark hovel at the end of the road, but barring Alzheimer's I'll have plenty of memories to keep me warm. I'll take that over every property on the Monopoly board.
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