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My writing regimen begins each morning when I wake up and go outside to chop wood with my shirt off. I then wrestle down a bear or lion with my bare hands for breakfast. Afterwards, I like to keep in shape by climbing a mountain or swimming the Atlantic (butterfly stroke, blindfolded, with weights).
Upon my return to land, I like to help elderly women cross the street and, yes, I carry their groceries. While they often offer a tip, I always turn down the offer. My day is action-packed, and there is no time for waiting for someone to fumble through their purse for coins. Plus, I only do Venmo.
I like to end my day by sneaking away from the line of fans outside my door and whisking away to the nearest sandy beach (as opposed to a non-sandy beach?), where I walk amidst the smell of the pure salt air and the sounds of the crashing waves while I write poetry.
Joking aside, I love writing. Please help me quit my day job as a lawyer. Nonbinary is my debut as a budding writer. Check it out. It's a great book, and I say that without a shred of bias. :)
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