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Kennedy Phillips Is a sentient jar of pudding sent from the outermost reaches of Glarbixia in order to invade the collective consciousness of the the human race. Flooding their senses with nonsensical language and horrific puns to make them ripe for conquest. Long has it lusted for a challenge as this, as few planets could contest to its brilliant, unorthodox strategies of cultural indoctrination.
Hm? Too creative? Alright.
Kennedy Phillips (1988-very much not dead) was born in Philadelphia Pennsylvania to a loving US mother and father. He lived on the sailing vessel Dasein, A 50ft Gulfstar, for the first 12 years of his life.
During that time, Kennedy traveled the world with his parents. Though he stayed in Florida for most of his young life, there was a period where the Phillips family circumnavigated the globe with the Round the World Rally '98.
It was a childhood full of adventure, happiness, and poor decision making.
At the ripe young age of 4, Kennedy made the informed and highly researched decision that he wanted to be in entertainment. Communicating such to his parents by pointing at a cartoon on TV and saying "I wanna do that." (At that age, this could have meant making cartoons, being a cartoon wallaby, or being a television.) However this was preceded by a brief 40 minutes where he thought being a taxi driver was his higher calling.
For a good portion of his teen years, Kennedy was educated at Catholic Schools; participating in creative writing, journalism, and television production. He was exclusively focused on 'doing that' like he promised so long ago. He also picked up Role Playing games, using them as an opportunity to practice his writing and acting skills.
Bright eyed and full of confidence, he attended the University of Central Florida in the hopes of making films. Upon discovering the term 'Avant Garde,' His dreams would be tempered in his pursuit of cinema studies. Where he learned how to make audio dramas on his own.
They were about as good as a college student with a laptop microphone could muster.
After completing his bachelor's, Kennedy then moved to California's Chapman University and mastered his craft of Video Editing and Sound Design.
Kennedy spent many years writing small ideas and projects, all the while maintaining his livelihood in Editing and Sound Design.
Now having finished several projects, he aims to try and create a few of his own.
God help us all.
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