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A Local Kid Is Not Getting in a Strange Van for Anything Less Than a King-Size Candy Bar

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A Local Kid Is Not Getting in a Strange Van for Anything Less Than a King-Size Candy Bar

Written by: Marichelle Kawachi
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The child says offers of Rollos or a regular-size Hershey bar would be rejected immediately.

©2016 The Onion (P)2016 Audible, Inc
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