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Confessions of a Dork Lord

Written by: Mike Johnston
Narrated by: Shannon McKain
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Despicable Me meets Diary of a Wimpy Kid in this hilarious middle-grade adventure that follows a hapless warlock-in-training as he struggles to live up to his great and terrible destiny.

Meet Wick. He's the son of the Dark Lord, heir to the throne of black and broken glass, and next in line to be the leader of the Grim World. Too bad he's stuck in Remedial Spell Casting (he can barely even cast the fart-revealer spell), he's allergic to fire and brimstone, and the bullies at school insist on calling him Dork Lord.

Full of humor and hijinks, Confessions of a Dork Lord follows Wick through the entries of his journal as he comes up with a genius plan to defeat his foes, achieve greatness...and survive Middle Ages School.

"I loved every page, and your kid will too!" (Melissa de la Cruz, best-selling author of the Descendants series)

"It's not easy being bad. But this book will give you a head start." (Pseudonymous Bosch, best-selling author of the Secret series)

"Hilarious! Not to be missed!" (Eoin Colfer, best-selling author of the Artemis Fowl series)

©2020 Mike Johnston (P)2020 Listening Library Fantasy & Magic Growing Up & Facts of Life Humorous Fiction

Critic Reviews

"It's not easy being bad. But this book will give you a head start." (Pseudonymous Bosch, best-selling author of the Secret series)

“Hilarious! Confessions of a Dork Lord is not to be missed! It is very rare to find a totally original book, stuffed with great characters, wrapped in a thrilling storyline. Fantasy fans will love it. Non-fantasy fans will be converted.” (Eoin Colfer, best-selling author of the Artemis Fowl series)

“Entertaining.” (Publishers Weekly)

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