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Everyone You Hate Is Going to Die

And Other Comforting Thoughts on Family, Friends, Sex, Love and More Things That Ruin Your Life

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Everyone You Hate Is Going to Die

Written by: Daniel Sloss
Narrated by: Daniel Sloss
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Brought to you by Penguin.

Daniel Sloss' stand-up comedy engages, enrages, offends, unsettles, educates, comforts and gets audiences roaring with laughter - all at the same time. In his groundbreaking specials, seen on Netflix and HBO, he has brilliantly tackled everything from male toxicity and friendship to love, romance and marriage - and claims (with the data to back it up) that his on-stage laser-like dissection of relationships has single-handedly caused more than 300 divorces and 120,000 breakups.

Now, in his first book, he picks up where his specials left off, and goes after every conceivable kind of relationship - with one's country (Sloss' is Scotland); with America; with lovers, ex-lovers, ex-lovers who you hate, ex-lovers who hate you; with parents; with best friends (male and female), not-best friends; with children; with siblings; and even with the global pandemic and our own mortality. In Everyone You Hate Is Going to Die, every human connection gets the brutally funny (and unfailingly incisive) Sloss treatment as he illuminates the ways in which all of our relationships are fragile and ridiculous and awful - but also valuable and meaningful and important.

©2021 Daniel Sloss (P)2021 Penguin Audio
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never read a book more times than this.

absolutely love this book. nothing makes a feel more clear and rational about my life than this

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Sloss killed it. 10/10. Jigsaw for 6 hours

this book is like Jigsaw for 6 hours straight.
Heard it twice in first 2 weeks.

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For such a negative title, the book is hella positive

Honestly needed someone who didn’t portray life as a rosy picture without sounding cynical. Daniel Slosses humour is something I’ve always enjoyed but I never thought that the same humour could become the peanut butter to the pill of hard hitting life truths. I’m a better human to others and myself since listening to this audiobook for sure.

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What a delight!

Absolutely loved it! Daniel Sloss at his irreverent, witty best. Not for the faint hearted or easily offended.

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Great for fans of Daniel Sloss

Go watch the shows first. If you’re a fan you’ll probably enjoy this book. Not sure how much of it you will appreciate otherwise.

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A hundo percent recommended!

The story narrated by Daniel sloss makes it so much better than reading it on your own in your head voice. Loved the book, can't wait for the next one xD

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Good stuff

It felt like a 7 hour stand-up special by the Slossness monster. Some chapters were a bit meh in the middle but overall it was an enjoyable listen.

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