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  • Getting Rid of Matthew

  • Written by: Jane Fallon
  • Narrated by: Zoe Telford
  • Length: 12 hrs and 3 mins
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Getting Rid of Matthew

Written by: Jane Fallon
Narrated by: Zoe Telford
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Penguin presents the audiobook edition of Getting Rid of Matthew, by Jane Fallon, read by Zoe Telford.

What to do if Matthew, your secret lover of the past four years, finally decides to leave his wife, Sophie, and their two daughters and move into your flat, just when you're thinking that you might not want him anymore....

Plan A: Stop shaving your armpits. And your bikini line. Tell him you have a moustache that you wax every six weeks. Stop having sex with him. Pick holes in the way he dresses. Don't brush your teeth. Or your hair. Or pluck out the stray hag-whisker that grows out of your chin. Buy incontinence pads and leave them lying around.

Plan B: Accidentally on purpose bump into his wife, Sophie. Give yourself a fake name and identity. Befriend Sophie. Actually begin to really like Sophie. Snog Matthew's son (who's the same age as you by the way - you're not a paedophile). Buy a cat and give it a fake name and identity. Befriend Matthew's children. Unsuccessfully. Watch your whole plan go absolutely horribly wrong.

Getting Rid of Matthew is the sharp and hilariously funny novel from Jane Fallon.
©2019 Jane Fallon (P)2019 Penguin Audio
Women's Fiction Romantic Comedy Dark Humour
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didn't like it. someone suggested that it was the humor genre. it was banal sad

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