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Seriously...I'm Kidding

Written by: Ellen DeGeneres
Narrated by: Ellen DeGeneres
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Publisher's Summary

With the winning, upbeat candor that has made her show on of the most popular and honored daytime shows on the air, beloved talk show host and comedian Ellen DeGeneres shares her views on life, love, and American Idol.

"I've experienced a whole lot the last few years and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?"

Seriously...I'm Kidding is a lively, hilarious, and often sweetly poignant look at the life of the much-loved entertainer as she opens up about her personal life, her talk show, and more.

Praise for Seriously...I'm Kidding

"DeGeneres's amiably oddball riffs on everything from kale to catwalks to Jesus will make fans smile." (People)

"Whatever the topic, DeGeneres's compulsively readable style will appeal to fans old and new." (Publishers Weekly)

"Fans will not be disappointed...[DeGeneres's] trademark wit and openness shine through and through." (Kirkus)

©2011 Ellen DeGeneres (P)2011 Hachette

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Authentic

She has spoken with her heart and tried to give a message in the most fundamental way possible. I loved it.

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I love Ellen and Whatever she do..

This is not like one of those serious books.. I started and finished it straight 3 hrs in a row.. I couldn't stop laughing. I was listening to this when I was commuting to my office and people started starring at me they way I was going crazy with the headphones on.. Oh God.. Such a nice book with lot of fun and a serious message behind them.. I loved Ellen's voice and the way she narrated the whole book..

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Love it

Ellen i love u! Ur awesome and ur narration is great. One more please elllen

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light and full of laughter

i love ellen and how she gives the best advice without making much effort .

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Funny

This book is as funny as she is!! love love ❤
It's a very light n fun read..nothing important and serious.

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I felt like I am having a one on one conversation woth Ellen

Ellen as usual is hilarious!!!! a very nice light read this book turned out to be.

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looovvveeedd it...

loved the way you outwit yourself when you had no one else to outwit in the audiobook
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entertaining

narrator was lively and kept up thè tempo with lots of lively examples. I enjoyed it thoroughly.

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Fun, relaxing listen

loved listening to Ellen talk about her life with her usual sense of humour. love how she always finds an opportunity in everything she's been through. highly recommended this if you are an Ellen fan, and love her humor.

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I love Ellen but not the book

I love Ellen but not the book. after every chapter I was hoping something better would come, like a story, a learning.... it's full of sarcastic comments and some good jokes

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