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Someday a Bird Will Poop on You

A Life Lesson

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Someday a Bird Will Poop on You

Written by: Sue Salvi, Megan Kellie - illustrator
Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
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A little audiobook with a big message...when life hits us with a splat.

Someday a bird will poop on all of us.

But that's okay. In a world of bad news, fake news, delays, disappointments, trash talk, and tweets, things are bound to get a little poopy.

What matters is not how big the mess is - but how well you react to it.

Someday a Bird Will Poop on You is a modern parable about life hitting us with something unexpected - and the perfect gift for anyone leaving home without an umbrella.

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.

©2018 Sue Salvi (P)2018 Hachette Audio Comedy & Humor Success

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