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The Kiss Quotient

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The Kiss Quotient

Written by: Helen Hoang
Narrated by: Carly Robins
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A cosmopolitan title to get excited about in 2018!

Stella Lane thinks math is the only thing that unites the universe. She comes up with algorithms to predict customer purchases - a job that has given her more money than she knows what to do with as well as way less experience in the dating department than the average 30-year-old. It doesn't help that she has Asperger's and that French kissing reminds her of a shark getting its teeth cleaned by pilot fish. She decides that she needs lots of practice - with a professional - which is why she hires escort Michael Phan.

The Vietnamese-Swedish stunner can't afford to turn down Stella's offer, and he agrees to help her check off all the boxes on her lesson plan - from foreplay to more-than-missionary position... Before long, Stella not only learns to appreciate his kisses but also to crave all of the other things he's making her feel. Their no-nonsense partnership starts making a strange kind of sense. And the pattern that emerges convinces Stella that love is the best kind of logic...

©2018 Helen Hoang (P)2018 Dreamscape Media, LLC
Contemporary Multicultural & Interracial Women's Fiction Korean Authors

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LOVE IT

lovedd it soo much
just the right amount of everything
although felt like last part was a little rushed but still loved the beginning, loved the middle,loved the end.

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Liked the autistic representation

I know it'll sound like a lie if I say I picked up this contemporary romance primarily for the autistic representation, but I really did.

What I liked - The portrayal of an autistic girl dealing with self confidence and physical intimacy, men cooking, sewing and taking care of women in their family and other gender reversals like the woman earning much more than the man, and the Vietnamese representation.

What I didn't like - It was stretched, the conflict at the end seemed forced and unnecessary. And the audio narration was irritatin' (the narrator ends all -ing ending words with a hard -in rather than a soft -ing like we usually do and her Vietnamese pronunciations sound robotic. Just pick an Asian to narrate a book written by an Asian and about Asians?)

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Loving it

the story and the narration are good , I enjoy it , recommended to listen.

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Cute Romance with lots of love making

I went into this book thinking that I would get more information on human behaviour dealing with Asperger's, at both the ends. What I got was a cute rom-com with lots of steamy love making. It's like a good premise of a story was massively commercialized to cater to the masses. Yes, there were some insights on human behaviour, but I expected more. Nonetheless, it was an easy and enjoyable read. If I had not entered with those expectations, I would have probably given a better rating.

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Different and Desirable

What a marvelous book, and just wow!
I loved the book. Different and desirable! A perfect read.All stars! I heard the audio book on audible and the narration was spot on!
will read/hear all the 3 books in the series.
I have a new favorite author.
The love and sweet touching little incidents make this one hot but mushy romance.
Bravo! I'm late to the party but I'm glad I'm here.

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Nothing great to say

the story line was loose, some parts of it just not believable, couldn't hang on to the narration and it was a pain to finish. the voice sounded automated, robotic and emotionless

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