Episodes

  • Patreon Q&As 3 - Who was the best player in each decade, what will happen to the CT, and more! Episode 70
    Nov 17 2024

    00:00 Introduction to the Q&A Session
    01:09 Who was the best Test player in every decade from the '50s onwards?
    16:30 What will happen with the PCB, ICC and the BCCI in the Champions Trophy?
    34:06 Which bowlers should make the squad for the SA tour?
    37:59 What are the pop-culture implications of 1987-era Imran Khan being present today and dating Taylor Swift?
    47:40 Did the recent series wins hide deeper structural problems in the men's team?
    51:12 How much do individuals end up influencing bilateral cricket relations between India and Pakistan?
    57:02 Players you thought would be great but weren't/Thoughts on Umar Akmal
    1:00:15 Lovely anecdote about Osman and Bob Woolmer
    1:04:30 Does Afridi still make the 21st century Pak Test XI as an opener?
    1:05:07 Who should be in Pak men's T20 squad?

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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • 22 Saal Baad Pakistan beat Australia - Episode 69 - Pak vs Oz ODI Review
    Nov 10 2024

    00:00 CONGRATES TO PACE LOVERS

    05:48 Seeing Pakistan cricket as a work of art rather than sport

    08:54 Haris Rauf: Pace is Pace Yaar

    11:59 The Game Changing Impact of Tape Ball Cricket

    21:20 Pakistan’s pacers rediscovering their groove

    22:58 Demythologising the Mighty 90s

    25:10 Saim Ayub and the Saeed Anwar comparisons

    37:42 Rizwan's Captaincy: A New Perspective

    47:39 Political Ramifications of the Champions Trophy

    01:01:27 The Future of ICC Dynamics

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • Aqib's 11 - Episode 68 - Sajid & Noman help Aqib and Aleem Dar script epic heist
    Oct 26 2024

    Recently paroled con artist Aqib Javed is traveling around the country gathering people for his next big scheme: to rob three Tests owned by the ever ruthless English cricket team. With the aid of a right hand man named Aleem Dar, an umpire out of retirement, a Shani, a boundary dealer, a bald offie, a smooth leftie, an explosives expert, two failing openers, and a bitter casino mogul, they make up Aqib's Eleven, out to make one very big score.

    00:00 Celebrating an Unbelievable Victory
    03:10 The Context of Pakistan's Test drought
    06:07 The Rise of Unsung Heroes - Sajid and Noman
    12:01 The Importance of Unpredictability
    14:53 How to explain Haal
    20:54 The Randomness of this duo working out
    24:02 Is Pakistan Cricket Embarrassed of Home Advantage?
    34:14 Aleem Dar's Insights
    36:43 Why this series was basically Ocean's 11 with Aqib as Clooney and Aleem Dar as Brad Pitt
    38:31 Saud Shaqeel's Remarkable Innings
    40:53 Rizwan's Exceptional Keeping Skills
    44:52 Traditional Test Cricket vs. Bazball, Rohitball etc
    49:47 Can Pakistan make this their new formula for home tests?
    01:00:38 Why home advantage matters

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Pakistan vs England 3rd Men's Test Preview - Episode 68
    Oct 24 2024

    Iss haftay hum ne episode mei title baad mei likha hai.

    00:00 Introduction and Match Preview
    02:55 Pindi pitch and the toss
    06:01 Gillespie ka GOAT quote
    14:58 Plot twist - the pitch kept lower than it turned
    17:52 Celebrating Sajid & Noman
    23:05 The challenges of captaining a 1+3 spin attack
    31:34 In praise of Jamie Smith
    40:00 Ranking both team's chances
    52:50 Plans for SA & WI series and revisionism on pitches

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    1 hr
  • Episode 67 - 1348 Days Later - Pakistan vs England 2nd Test
    Oct 18 2024

    Almost 4 years since their last test win at home, Pakistan beat England and give us a long overdue sugar rush.

    00:00 1348 dino ke baad
    03:07 Reflections on Pakistan's Win
    05:56 The Role of Spinners in Pakistan's Victory
    09:14 Sajid, Noman, Kamran, Salman & Their Contributions
    12:16 Analyzing Batting Performance
    18:07 Euphoria vs. Reality in Pakistan Cricket
    21:02 Critique of Management and Selection committee
    39:08 Why the Babar Azam dropping decision was a joke
    43:01 Selection as Surgery/Punishment
    47:17 Pak obsession with over training instead of specialised
    49:34 Rizwan's Excellent Keeping
    01:03:20 The Dramaybaazi/Main Character Syndrome of modern stars (meant as a compliment)

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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Episode 66 - Patreon Q&As - Babar's origins, YK's rituals, Misbah v India, IK's fame and more
    Oct 11 2024

    00:00 Quick thoughts on the latest debacle
    05:04 Pakistani Fitness Levels and Performance Discrepancies
    10:11 Can you change the culture?
    14:51 Patreon shoutouts and Questions
    17:15 Famous Sledges and Weird Superstitions
    26:46 Why do Pak ex-cricketers slag off everyone?
    39:15 Under the table payments in franchise leagues
    40:42 The Impact of Salary Caps in Franchise Leagues
    41:37 Did IK miss out on fame?
    43:33 Team Misbah vs India
    46:17 Saudi Influence in Global Cricket
    48:32 A story on Babar Azam’s origins
    56:46 The Future of Test Cricket and ICC's Role
    01:07:55 Memorable non-Pak Cricket Moments

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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • Episode 64 - Batta Fast Manjan - The CCs (Champs Connection Central Contract Camp Cup)
    Sep 28 2024

    In this episode of Bata Fast, we look at three CCs - Champions Cup, Connection Camp and Central Contracts. We also look at the less alliterative England series.

    00:00 Introduction and Context of the Podcast
    03:05 Assad's Call for Positivity in Cricket Commentary
    09:03 The Nature of Journalism and Reporting
    11:58 CC Tournament Structure and Its Impact on Performance
    17:56 The Role of Central Contracts and Player Management
    27:09 Connection Camp
    39:00 Central Contracts and how no one understands their purpose
    53:00 Previewing the England Series

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Episode 63 - Batta Fast Manjan - Champions' Cup, Pak vs SA T20I series, Misbah's mentality
    Sep 21 2024

    In this episode, we look at the Champions Cup, what's been good about it, and what the cricket has been like. That discussion somehow became a deep dive into Misbah and his unique, nerdy approach to cricket. We then discuss Fatima Sana's strong performance in a patchy but encouraging 1-2 series loss to South Africa, and end with an overdue remembrance of the recently departed Haniya Aslam.

    00:00 Introduction to Current Cricket Events
    02:52 Analysis of the Champions Cup
    06:13 Performance Insights and Player Evaluations
    09:04 Tournament Structure and Future Implications
    19:35 The Misbah segue, and trying to understand his philosophy
    35:38 Fatima Sana leading Pak vs SA - series review
    47:20 Remembering Haniya Aslam

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    1 hr and 6 mins