Cosmic Cubbyhole

Written by: Simon Warwick Green
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  • Welcome to the Cosmic Cubbyhole, a weekly rendezvous filled with poetry, short stories, and occasional plays, hosted by artist and writer Simon Green. Nestled in a cupboard under the artist's stairs, each episode offers an escape from the ordinary into the cosmic.

    Explore whimsical Northern English humor in tales featuring Drive-by Porkpies, Disembodied Noses, and the notorious Yorkshire Nasher—an eccentric octogenarian cannibal targeting greedy landlords.

    Embark on wild adventures—a kleptomaniac turned leaf blower, hang-gliding with Fred Dibnah, and inverted dives a la Maverick and Goose. Join us for delightful tales of a world where a Robin Relyant three-wheeler hits 110mph, aided by racing pigeons and a magical chewing gum that enriches vocabulary.

    Join us in the Cosmic Cubby Hole for these and more captivating stories!


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    Simon Warwick Green
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Episodes
  • Porkpie Driveby

    Porkpie Driveby
    Nov 23 2024
    A Ford Cavalier speeds through town, leaving chaos and confusion in its wake—with pork pies as its unlikely ammunition. Victims emerge, the techno beats blare, and a darkly comedic tale of impact unfolds. A savory crime spree you'll never forget.

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    3 mins
  • Offski

    Offski
    Nov 2 2024
    In this episode of Cosmic Cubbyhole, we delve into a world where industrial echoes linger, and memories slip away under the cover of night. A red-nosed clown waves from the shadows, fog lights illuminate twisted trees, and the familiar blends with the forgotten. Join us as we follow a journey marked by strange encounters and quiet farewells, when it’s time to go.

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    2 mins
  • Gale Eats Worms

    Gale Eats Worms
    Oct 26 2024
    In Gale Eats Worms, we meet Gale, a peculiar team mentor who’s known for her odd habit of eating worms right in the staff room. Her colleagues, puzzled by her unconventional lunch and apparent lack of work ethic, wonder how she got promoted over more diligent workers. As Gale munches away, worms twisting in her lunchbox, the narrator’s frustrations reveal more about office politics than they do about Gale’s eccentricities.

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    3 mins

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