Dot Plot Ascension

Written by: Quinn Rentz Robert Finley Kalena Sills
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  • Summary

  • Three friends embark on the world's greatest adventure, scouring the internet for impossibly titled anime, and making jokes about how good some of them are.

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    Quinn Rentz, Robert Finley, Kalena Sills
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Art Comedy & Humor
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Episodes
  • Half-intine's Day Extravaganza Special (I Was A Little Kitty-Cat Boy, She was a Little British Girl)

    Half-intine's Day Extravaganza Special (I Was A Little Kitty-Cat Boy, She was a Little British Girl)
    Aug 6 2024

    It is Summer, I've got my hat on backwards, and it is time to fuckin' podcast. We're rolling HOT this week, with a bevy of pervert trash to turn into fun jokes. We tried, man. This week, we dragged our souls through harem anime swamps (The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You), mandatory kissy school (More Than A Married Couple, But Not Lovers), and "rom-com's" about "slave-owning" (An Arch-Demon's Dilemma: How to Love Your Elf Bride). Kalena makes an unexpected heel turn, and forces the Boy Division of Dot Plot to play a sinister round of... ISEKAI MAD LIBS! As always, the Dot Plot cast is seeking truth in Anime, and I am pretty sure we, like Icarus before us, flew way too close to the sickening Summer sun. Break a sweat with the Original Bad Folks of Anime-based Comedy/Commentary Improv.



    (There is a solid 15-20 minutes of cut material that I am going to fashion into a bonus-sode, so get emotionally horny for that to appear.)


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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • Computer is a Verb That Meat Boys Do! Franz Kafka Anime? These Perfect Race Horses Will Heal Our Nation! And MORE

    Computer is a Verb That Meat Boys Do! Franz Kafka Anime? These Perfect Race Horses Will Heal Our Nation! And MORE
    Jul 27 2024
    Whoo boy. We did it. We reported the news. It's anime season, and the anime bushes are heavy with the weight of such delectable and succulent fruits. We talk "Gene of AI," "Human Crazy/Bug University," "Lucifer and Biscuithammer," and "Dead Dead Demons DeDeDeDe(DeDeDeDeDe? How many fuggin 'De's are in this thing) Destruction." Buckle up. It's all heaters this week. All Killer. No Side Bits. Pure, uncut ascension. LET'S MAKE HISTORY.

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Dude Erot-omy?! (Cutesy Names for Sexual Acts) Herb Drag 5000!!

    Dude Erot-omy?! (Cutesy Names for Sexual Acts) Herb Drag 5000!!
    Jun 30 2024
    Full disclosure: there are 25 minutes of absolutely gut-busting conversation that I did not press record for, so get horned up to hear a bunch of callbacks to jokes that you suckers weren't in the room for! ASCEND. It's Dragon season baybeeeeeeeee. You know we can't resist a theme, and this one is a guaranteed HEATER (flame breath sounds). Before that, we dig deep on the most important question: What in God's name is Retro Crush? And what is City Hunter?! After that, we talk about "A Herbivorous Dragon of Five Thousand Years is Unfairly Villainized," and discover the forgotten truth about the bassist from Ace of Base. And what's this? A delectable morsel of "Dragon Goes House Hunting," it seems? We dip into the wonderful world of ISEKAI MAD LIBS once again. Will we get away clean, or will the stain of sin forever besmirch our souls? Either way, we wrap it up with "MONSTERS: 103 MERCIES DRAGON DAMNATION," a title so gosh darned good, it makes Quinn re-invent a Disney Channel Original Series. BEEP BOP BEEP BOP BEEP BOP BEEP BOP BEEP BOP

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    1 hr and 19 mins

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