This week on The KOKO Show the lads leave their luggage-less European odyssey behind to take on the delicious yet dangerous deserts of Dubai. As we all know December signals the end of the International Test season down under, with the resurgent Wallabies going down in a tight tussle against the intoxicating Irish in Dublin. With that being said the KOKO Crew breaks down all the ins and outs of that encounter and how Aussie fans should be buoyed by what we saw in Joe Schmidt’s heartbreaking homecoming. However, as we close the book on 2024’s Test Match madness, the lads open up the sensational sevens scrapbook as we look at all the action from the Emirates Dubai Sevens. We trade in the slush and sleet of soggy Europe for the sun and sand of the UAE, to bring you a cracking show from the comfort of the Emirates Dubai Sevens Sunroom, as we celebrate the Aussie women and the Fiji men for claiming their respective titles over the weekend. Plus, the gang are joined by two of the all time greats who are now part of the HSBC red polo stable raking in that global dollar, so please get ready to enjoy the stories and world class banter from Bryan Habana and Michael Hooper.

To cap off a cracking episode we express our love and support for all the people and entities involved in putting together this KOKO Tour and of course we show our appreciation for the beautiful people at MYER with an all time mixed bag Match Fit all they from the Dubai desert. As we near the end of our inaugural season as The KOKO Show we encourage you not to worry and be happy because we promise to be back bigger and better next year. It is time now for Kick Offs and Kick Ons The Emirates Dubai Sevens Editions.

Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au

Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.

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Finally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Brewing Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/

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This week on the KOKO Show the lads are coming to you from the billionaire's backyard, Monaco. In a nation known for its tangy tax breaks, OTT opulence and a general intolerance for Aussie ‘riff raff’, there are four bog standard blokes with no voices, peaking anxiety levels and rented tuxedos leaving their mark on this really tidy town. We are in Prince Albert’s country for the World Rugby Awards and after dragging Holiday Swoop away from the open bar, Drew away from stalking Dupont and putting Goit’s shirt back on for the red carpet, we found ourselves just a little sliver of time to bring you a truly luxe podcasting presentation of perfection.

As the Autumn Internationals come to close with only one match remaining next weekend, with the Aussies taking on the Irish, we give you a full breakdown of all the action from week three of the November Test Match madness. Moreover, despite the panel being down in the dumps after watching the Wallabies’ Grand Slam hopes get murdered at Murrayfield, we run through all the ins and outs of Scotland’s sublime sinking of HMAS ‘Schmidt Hot’ and how the Aussies will bounce back against the Irish. Plus, we will give you a little taste of all the matches from across the weekend, as well as all the winners and grinners from World Rugby’s night of nights. I mean it aint the Logies or the RSL’s mega meat tray raffle, but Monaco is pretty cool I guess.

So, get yourself squared away as we bring you MYER’s first Monaco mixed bag Match Fit and some seriously sensational ‘Super Sizzlers’ brought to you by BeefEater and Appliances Online. This show will certainly bring you vacay vibes, as boys go full ‘maxo relaxo’ in the middle of the Med. Despite our show standing out like dogs balls in such a serene setting, we promise to deliver you a demure dictation of the most distinguished debauchery in all of rugby. It is time now for Kick Offs and Kick Ons the Monaco edition.

TIMECODES:

00:00 - Cold Opener

01:15 - Start of the show

03:16 - Missing bags and late arrival to World Rugby Awards

06:48 - World Rugby Award winners

09:00 - The KOKO Tour so far

12:13 - Budgy Smuggler shoutout

12:33 - Introduce the boys

16:10 - SCOTLAND V WALLABIES REVIEW

23:33 - Super Sizzlers brought to you by BeefEater and Appliances Online

31:50 - Swoop's lost jumper story and living arrangements

35:41 - Dubai Sevens Plug

36:44 - SOUTH AFRICA VS WALES

40:15 - IRELAND VS FIJI

41:26 - FRANCE VS AGENTINA

41:58 - ITALY VS ALL BLACKS

44:13 - Razor Robinson Vaping

44:40 - ENGLAND VS JAPAN

46:13 - World Dream Team Picks

48:44 - Match Fit

54:22 - Quiz

1:01:30 - KOKO Beer Easy Times

1:07:36 - Highlights

Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au

Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.

AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeater

EUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-us

Finally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Brewing Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/

BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND TICKETS RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.com

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This week on The KOKO Show we come to your eyes and ears from foggy old London, where people come to complain and sun tans come to die. The Special guest this week on KOKO does not have a long neck nor feathers, but boy he is a bit of a goose. He is England’s most capped player of all time and from all accounts one of the best blokes to ever grace a footy field. We apologize you have to listen to this pint-sized pain in the ass for a whole episode, but we are truly grateful that Mr. Ben Youngs dropped by for a chat.

The boys run through the whole slate of Test Match footy from week 2 of the November Internationals, starting with the Wallabies record-breaking win over the woeful Welsh, England falling short once again to their Southern Hemisphere counterparts, Les Bleus bouncing the big boy All Blacks and plenty more from around the grounds. Thanks to our dear friends at MYER we bring you some silky summer threads from the dullest place on earth in a confusingly beautiful mixed bag ‘Match Fit’ and we fire up the grills to deliver our ‘Super Sizzlers’ from the weekend’s action, brought to you by BeefEater and Appliances Online.

So lock up families, chain up your pets, and clear out your safety deposit boxes. The KOKO Contiki Tour is in full swing and Holiday Swoop has been let out of his cage. As we have always said on this show, when the Wallabies ‘Schmidt It In’, KOKO ‘Schmidts’ alongside them but one thing is for sure our boys turn that ‘Schmidt’ up to a ten. So, sit back and enjoy as we lock in on those kilt-wearing caber tossers, that's right Scotland you’re next! But right now it’s time for an all-new Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

00:00 - Intros

04:51 - Ben Youngs Apologises again

07:52 How do we fix ENGLAND?

12:03 - The English Blitz defence

15:31 - Is England missing too many experienced players?

19:49 - Can Australia win the Grand Slam?

21:29 - AUSTRALIA v WALES

24:33 - Interest in the Wallabies growing in Australia.

26:55 - Selections for Wallabies v Scotland

28:27 - Superstars in your team gives you confidence

32:55 - FRANCE v ALL BLACKS

36:12 - IRELAND v ARGENTINA

39:42 - Michael Cheika coaching Ben at Leicester

46:35 - Ben gets kidnapped

47:35 - Start One, Bench One, Drop One

53:05 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER

56:42 - Australia v England Quiz

01:03:29 - Super Sizzler thanks to Beefeater

01:12:05 - where you can find Ben Podcast - For the Love of Rugby

Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au

Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.

AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeater

EUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-us

Finally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Brewing Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/

BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND TICKETS RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.com

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