Episodes

  • Chapter 106: Weapon of Choice
    Nov 19 2024

    Chapter 106 is Still Not King. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss werewolf name determinism, whether it's cool to play Dungeons and Dragons, and secrets learned through Scooby Doo-esque hijinks.

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Chapter 105: The Five-Dimensional Door
    Nov 5 2024

    Chapter 105 knows what bergamot is, thank you very much! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss the ideal frequency for eating cucumbers, sexy vampires (again, for some reason, free us) and the magic of hybridization.

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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • Chapter 104: Forsaken
    Oct 22 2024

    Chapter 104 is here, and like Clary, it slaps! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss if being not like the other girls makes you just like the other girls, biblically accurate radio, and angel swords.

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Chapter 103: Clave and Covenant
    Oct 8 2024

    Don't sleep through Chapter 103, there is important exposition here! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss teenage dreams (the sexy ones), the Angel Suffering Table, and how to baptize a Shadowhunter.

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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • Chapter 102: Ravener
    Sep 24 2024

    Don't look a gift Chapter 102 in the dark, yawning gap of its mouth! Instead, join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss the stinging and smoochin' physiology of demons, how to make your cellphone holy, and a surprising connection with our previous reads.

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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • Chapter 101: Shadowhunter
    Sep 10 2024

    Chapter 101 is heavily caffeinated at 10 pm, snaps for that. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss what The Youths get up to, Hannah's terrible knock-knock jokes, and the Shadowhunters' Magic Eye invisibility powers.

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Chapter 100: Discussing The Top ONE HUNDRED BOOKS Of All Time*
    Aug 27 2024

    *According to Midlight Crisis

    Chapter 100 is a big milestone, y'all! We're celebrating with a special episode, wherein we discuss our collective favourite and least favourite books, discuss the Book Two Bitch/Bisexual, and almost ruin our long-running friendship over book opinions.

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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • Chapter 99:Secrets and Lies
    Aug 13 2024

    Chapter 99 is sending you to a farm upstate, where you can exposition all day long! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss gentle parenting your endangered magical teen, cat warlock eye genetics, and ska bands.

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    1 hr and 5 mins