In this week’s episode of "Anonymous John," where I navigate the often humorous, sometimes awkward, encounters that come with being a larger-than-life figure. Today, I share a simple trip to grab a rotisserie chicken that turned into an impromptu public forum on weight loss, featuring unsolicited advice from a gallery of well-meaning supermarket strategists. From the surprise discussions sparked by my cowboy hat to the community brainstorming session by the chicken display, hear all about how everyday errands can turn into public spectacles when you're big, tall, and undeniably noticeable. Buckle up for stories that will make you laugh, cringe, and maybe even relate a little too much. Because in the world of "Anonymous John," size doesn't just matter—it's the main event!