Episodes

  • Eurovision
    Feb 17 2022

    Here's a bonus clip about Eurovision in honor of the sure-to-be-train-wreck of the American version as well as Apple's podcast support's inability to actually provide any support! Fingers crossed this will push our podcast to refresh on their system.... Otherwise, I hope those of you listening on superior platforms enjoy a couple more minutes of us rambling.

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    3 mins
  • #19 – The Princess and the Frog: Of Mince and Men
    Feb 1 2022
    Episode Notes

    This week we're talking about The Princess and the Frog. The alligator doesn't have a butthole, Tiana is way too good for this asshole, and Disney straight up ignores the fact that this was in the middle of the Jim Crow era.

    Tell us what you think! Hit us up on all the social medias (or like, the three that us old ladies know about) at @wtpapod or email us at wtpapod@gmail.com.

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • #18 – Million Dollar Duck: Capitalism, Animal Abuse, and Surprise Racism
    Jan 4 2022
    Episode Notes

    We're all in agreement that the last two years don't count, right? Cool.

    Our latest episode is the truly terrible Million Dollar Duck. The story is terrible. The acting is terrible. The parenting is terrible. The tax advice we give you is probably terrible. The surprise racism is really terrible.

    Anyway, don't watch this movie. We wish we hadn't.

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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • #17 – The Rescuers Down Under: Gratuitous Violence and Bad Parenting
    Jun 21 2021
    Episode Notes

    Our third and final part of our unintended mouse movie series. We decided to jump right into The Rescuers sequel with The Rescuers Down Under. We delve into the inefficiencies of mouse society, question the existence of birds, and Ali is full of hot takes.

    Did we get something wrong or you disagree with some of our conclusions? Feel free to reach out to us on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter. We are @WTPAPod on all the things including Gmail.

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    54 mins
  • #16 – The Rescuers: Apparently Only Mice Care About Orphans
    Jun 7 2021
    Episode Notes

    Welcome to part two of our mouse themed episodes. Today we are talking about The Rescuers, a movie where the only people that seem to care about kidnapped orphans is a bunch of international mice. We talk about how little Disney cares about the source material, 70s slow jams, and Ali's dream house.

    Did we get something wrong or you disagree with some of our conclusions? Feel free to reach out to us on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter. We are @WTPAPod on all the things including Gmail.

    Find out more at https://wtpapod.pinecast.co

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    56 mins
  • #15 – The Great Mouse Detective And The Dregs Of Rodent Colonialism
    Apr 12 2021
    Episode Notes

    If there are two things children love, it’s rodents and kidnapping. These two pastimes collide in 1986’s classic The Great Mouse Detective. In this episode we examine questions such as, in what capacity can mice perform military service? If you need a robotics engineer, should you just steal a toy maker and be mean to him? And how much is too much alcohol for a kids movie?

    P.S. Jessie would sincerely like to apologize for her sound quality. She is a dummy and had her settings wrong and recorded through the laptop and not the nice headset that was bought specifically for podcasting.

    Did we get something wrong or you disagree with some of our conclusions? Feel free to reach out to us on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter. We are @WTPAPod on all the things including Gmail.

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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • #14 – Blank Check: A Universe Without Consequences
    Jan 13 2021
    Episode Notes

    Well we were hoping that 2021 was going to start looking up and that didn’t exactly work out so we may as well put out this episode where we talk about Blank Check and all of the creepy pedophilia and child abuse that comes along with it. Join us for some peak preteen boy 90s aesthetics, entirely inappropriate federal agents, and a complete lack of explanation for most of this movie. Also, where would you store one million dollars?

    Did we get something wrong or you disagree with some of our conclusions? Feel free to reach out to us on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter. We are @WTPAPod on all the things including Gmail.

    Find out more at https://wtpapod.pinecast.co

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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • #13 – I'll Be Home For Christmas: Don't Watch This Movie
    Dec 21 2020
    Episode Notes

    Join us for a special holiday episode. We're talking about the truly terrible 90s movie I'll Be Home For Christmas. Seriously, don't bother watching it. There are way better things you could watch. We'll talk about the college/high school hybrid portrayed in the movie, how far a person can reasonably walk in a day, and why you shouldn't take back your cheating cop husband.

    We hope you have as good of a holiday season (or end of 2020 if you don't celebrate) as you can given the way this year has gone. Feel free to send us suggestions of what you want to hear about next because we really hate picking movies.

    Did we get something wrong or you disagree with some of our conclusions? Feel free to reach out to us on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter. We are @WTPAPod on all the things including gmail.

    Find out more at https://wtpapod.pinecast.co

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    52 mins