Why Can't We Be Wizards

Written by: Kevin Rizza Mike Turley Alie Turley Mitchell Cassidy Charlotte Cassidy Elliot Kelley
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  • A wizarding comedy improv storytelling podcast fated by dice. Six friends craft an original story with new characters set at a modern and inclusive Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Come be wizards with us! New episodes fortnightly on Fridays. ✨ Twenty-two years after the Battle of Hogwarts and Harry Potter's triumphant victory over He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, five young friends retrace the steps of thousands of students to discover magic, friendship, and perhaps a bit of mischief at Hogwarts. From sorting in the Great Hall to the awarding of the House Cup, these inquisitive new wizards must discover their own destiny amid the twisting walls and moving staircases of a school full of secrets not even Dumbledore claimed to know. ✨ Why Can't We Be Wizards is an all new wizarding story improvised by Kevin Rizza, Elliot Kelley, Alie and Mike Turley, and Charlotte and Mitchell Cassidy. We play a simple tabletop roleplaying game called Witchcraft and Wizardry created by Tablestory. As game master and producer, your resident Potter nerd Kevin magically transfigures our hours of tabletop nonsense into a tight, atmospheric, story-first listening experience. Come along on an adventure with Caleb, Skyler, Allison, Leo and Freya every other Friday as they cast spells, roll dice, uncover mysteries and find themselves through their time in school.
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Episodes
  • Ep. 1: Book One, Chapter One - The Daycare

    Ep. 1: Book One, Chapter One - The Daycare
    Jul 31 2020

    Five childhood friends spend a day playing and learning at a wizarding daycare. Years later, they are whisked off to a very special magical boarding school. Leo loses his wand. Caleb is overwhelmed. Skyler and Allison learn bullies aren't just in muggle school. Freya does some people watching.

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    You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!

    Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
    Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!

    Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
    https://whycantwebewizards.com/

    Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards

    If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.

    Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
    https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
    https://twitter.com/ATablestory
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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Ep. 2: Book One, Chapter Two - The First Feast

    Ep. 2: Book One, Chapter Two - The First Feast
    Jul 31 2020

    The reunited companions take the train to Hogwarts for the first time. There, they get some vague advice. Caleb gets into a fight. Skyler rubs shoulders with an important new ally. Freya makes a difficult choice. Allison thinks about her father. Leo gets confused.

    ✨

    You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!

    Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
    Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!

    Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
    https://whycantwebewizards.com/

    Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards

    If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.

    Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
    https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
    https://twitter.com/ATablestory
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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Ep. 3: Book One, Chapter Three - The First Day

    Ep. 3: Book One, Chapter Three - The First Day
    Aug 14 2020

    The group meets some of their teachers and finds out exactly what it's like to go to wizard school on their first day. Freya gets a present. Skyler makes a daring catch. Leo gets egg on his face. Allison tries to give some advice. Caleb discusses a secret with Professor Pritchard.

    ✨

    You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!

    Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
    Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!

    Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
    https://whycantwebewizards.com/

    Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards

    If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.

    Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
    https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
    https://twitter.com/ATablestory
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    1 hr and 10 mins

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