Missy Johnson

One minute, you're sprawled out on your bed, minding our own business and the next, you're lying in the back seat of your best friend's car as she races you to the ER. So there you are hoping like hell that the doctor about to examine you isn't young, sexy, or male. Of course, he's all three....

Vodka should come with a warning: mixing with karaoke will make you do stupid s--t, like sing that song you wrote when you were 14 about the boy who broke your heart. At least he didn't see it. Oh wait. He did....

A sexy rockstar walking into your hotel room sounds like a dream come true. When you're in the middle of some serious self-pleasure like I was, it's a freaking nightmare. It gets worse. What I thought was my room...was actually his....

Walking into Jake's bachelor party to see my professor motorboating a stripper was awkward. It wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't completely hot for the guy. So, as I sat in that strip club and knocked back my third tequila, I started thinking...I should make a move on him....