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An Area Man Is Perfectly Content With His Role As Another Cog in the Wheel
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[Contains explicit content] The man says he's happy to be part of a large, faceless apparatus.
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An Area Man Is Perfectly Content With His Role As Another Cog in the Wheel
- Length: Less than 1 minute
- Release Date: 27-03-17
- Language: English
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Local Police Are Satisfied After A Drunk Man Assures Them That There's No Problem
- Written by: Marichelle Kawachi
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After propping himself up on a mailbox, the man told police everything was "totally good."
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Local Police Are Satisfied After A Drunk Man Assures Them That There's No Problem
- Length: Less than 1 minute
- Release Date: 31-03-17
- Language: English
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A Local Kid Is Not Getting in a Strange Van for Anything Less Than a King-Size Candy Bar
- Written by: Marichelle Kawachi
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The child says offers of Rollos or a regular-size Hershey bar would be rejected immediately.
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A Local Kid Is Not Getting in a Strange Van for Anything Less Than a King-Size Candy Bar
- Length: Less than 1 minute
- Release Date: 23-03-17
- Language: English
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An Unfinished Basement Has a Weird Feeling About the Way a Local Woman Is Looking at It
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[Contains explicit content] An unfinished basement says the looks are unsettling.
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An Unfinished Basement Has a Weird Feeling About the Way a Local Woman Is Looking at It
- Length: Less than 1 minute
- Release Date: 25-03-17
- Language: English
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A Local Man Has No Idea What to Do With His Good Mood
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A man asked friends whether one goes outside or stays in while in a good mood.
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A Local Man Has No Idea What to Do With His Good Mood
- Length: Less than 1 minute
- Release Date: 23-12-16
- Language: English
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An Area Camera Admits It Just Can't Take a Flattering Picture of Barry
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[Contains explicit content] A camera can’t make Barry look good no matter how hard it tries.
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An Area Camera Admits It Just Can't Take a Flattering Picture of Barry
- Length: Less than 1 minute
- Release Date: 26-01-17
- Language: English
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A Local Man Has Never Given a Single Definitive Yes to Any Invitation
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The Onion reports on a man who has never given an affirmative response to any invitation.
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A Local Man Has Never Given a Single Definitive Yes to Any Invitation
- Length: Less than 1 minute
- Release Date: 28-01-17
- Language: English
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A Child Is Still Developing Antibodies to Mountain Dew
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A Child Is Still Developing Antibodies to Mountain Dew
- Length: Less than 1 minute
- Release Date: 25-12-16
- Language: English
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Area Man Is Proud He Can Still Fit into His Car from High School
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The Onion reports, the local man couldn't help feeling proud.
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Area Man Is Proud He Can Still Fit into His Car from High School
- Length: Less than 1 minute
- Release Date: 29-12-16
- Language: English
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An Area Tank Top Is Strained Nearly to the Breaking Point
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[Contains explicit content] Sources say the garment is so severely strained that it could rupture at any moment.
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An Area Tank Top Is Strained Nearly to the Breaking Point
- Length: Less than 1 minute
- Release Date: 31-12-16
- Language: English
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Area Woman Uploads All 12 Million Pictures from Her Vacation
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The area woman is overjoyed that her friends can now see images from the six-day vacation.
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Area Woman Uploads All 12 Million Pictures from Her Vacation
- Length: Less than 1 minute
- Release Date: 27-12-16
- Language: English
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A Local Woman Always Dreamed of Opening Her Own Sparsely Attended Dance Studio
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The poorly attended, unprofitable dance school is all she ever wanted.
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A Local Woman Always Dreamed of Opening Her Own Sparsely Attended Dance Studio
- Length: Less than 1 minute
- Release Date: 21-12-16
- Language: English
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Aspen Police Widen the Search for a Missing Ski
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Officers say they will “do what it takes” to find a ski.
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Aspen Police Widen the Search for a Missing Ski
- Length: Less than 1 minute
- Release Date: 22-01-17
- Language: English
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An Area Man Splurges on a Visit to the Doctor
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[Contains explicit content] A man with a hernia decided to pamper himself and go to the doctor.
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An Area Man Splurges on a Visit to the Doctor
- Length: Less than 1 minute
- Release Date: 30-01-17
- Language: English
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A Local Woman Finally Just Sets a Google Alert for Kevin Costner
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A Local Woman Finally Just Sets a Google Alert for Kevin Costner
- Length: Less than 1 minute
- Release Date: 17-02-17
- Language: English
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An Area Man Is Finally Released After Being Wrongfully Employed for 9 Years
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A look at the tragic story of man wrongfully employed for nearly 10 years.
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An Area Man Is Finally Released After Being Wrongfully Employed for 9 Years
- Length: Less than 1 minute
- Release Date: 07-02-17
- Language: English
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A Daily Spin Class Is the Only Thing Keeping a Local Mom from Driving a Car Full of Kids into the Ocean
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A Daily Spin Class Is the Only Thing Keeping a Local Mom from Driving a Car Full of Kids into the Ocean
- Length: Less than 1 minute
- Release Date: 23-02-17
- Language: English
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A Local Mother Brings 4 More Shirt Options to Her Son in a Gap Dressing Room
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A young man in a Gap dressing room keeps getting shirts to try on.
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A Local Mother Brings 4 More Shirt Options to Her Son in a Gap Dressing Room
- Length: Less than 1 minute
- Release Date: 03-02-17
- Language: English
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A Local Girlfriend Just Wants to Have Low-Key, Laid-Back Valentine's Day Fight This Year
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A Local Girlfriend Just Wants to Have Low-Key, Laid-Back Valentine's Day Fight This Year
- Length: Less than 1 minute
- Release Date: 14-02-17
- Language: English
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A Local Moviegoer Manages to Sneak Candy past a Teenage Usher Earning Minimum Wage
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A Local Moviegoer Manages to Sneak Candy past a Teenage Usher Earning Minimum Wage
- Length: Less than 1 minute
- Release Date: 05-03-17
- Language: English
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